YesNo Feedback E-mail Share Print Search Recently added pages View all recent updates Useful links About Computer Hope Site Map Forum Contact Us How to Help Top 10 pages Follow us Press F1 to continue." xardoz Says: September 24th, 2008 at 11:33 am The "check engine" light (sometimes just an icon!) on car dashboards. Now THAT's useful! One of the defining things about computers is that they-or, more specifically, the people who program them-get so many things so very wrong. have a peek at this web-site
Unknown error is the ‘catch-all' when the program wasn't explicitly told what that error message meant. You don't even need to run the code, it'll kill the system stone-dead. About as far as you can get from the happy smiling Mac and comparatively nonthreatening cartoon bomb. DriverUpdateSoftware 555.517 προβολές 4:24 HowTo - Basics Of BIOS - Διάρκεια: 9:34.
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Register now! Also, I am completely enamoured with the infrequent and puzzling windows dialog box "ERROR The previous operation succeeded - OK" Dale Williams Says: September 24th, 2008 at 12:39 pm The IBM When I was a kid I was afraid I had done something wrong and that the cops would be showing up. Usb Keyboard Not Working During Boot Was this page useful?
I loaded WinBench 96 to see how slow it really was, and was delighted to see this: "WinBench 96 cannot determine the refresh rate because the computer is too fast." Amacman Keyboard Error Or No Keyboard Present turned it back on then keyboard failure, battery voltage, computer fan and floppy diskette failure message came up. IGnatius T Foobar Says: September 24th, 2008 at 11:51 am My personal favorite: "Keyboard failure. nikh Says: September 24th, 2008 at 1:53 pm My first time ever on a computer was in class, on an Apple II.
Nefarious Wheel Says: September 24th, 2008 at 3:34 pm The fictional "Excuse me don't excuse me Ah Clem, you have made The Doctor unhappy happy, and will be asked to leave Keyboard Failure Windows 10 Modified_67 Says: September 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pm My all-time favorite: "No mouse detected. Things have not improved since. I've used both Mac and PC consistently for many years, and Macs have always been more prone to unexplained crashes and freezes.
If it makes it, its the keyboard, if not its something else.If its not, then try using your original keyboard and go into setup (usually hold the delete key or the I quote verbatim: Server not responding. 3. Keyboard Error On Boot Hp uellue Says: September 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pm Are the Linux blinking keyboard LEDs mentioned anywhere? Keyboard Failure On Boot Windows 10 Need help!!!
turned it back on then same message appeared. Check This Out Please try again now or at a later time. It can signal anything from a loose gas cap to a thrown rod and it REQUIRES you to either purchase a special decoder gizmo to hook up to your engine, or They tried over and over to get the WIN98 machine to crash and it wouldn't richard Says: September 24th, 2008 at 5:34 pm If any fictional messages are going to be Keyboard Error Hp Desktop
Anyway, any help or advice would be appreciated, or links to other threads where this problem may have been discussed before. Turns out the printer was indeed overheating (though far from catching on fire), but it was still quite a startling message. We were supposed to watch the syslog to see if anything weird was happening. http://cdbug.org/keyboard-error/keyboard-error-or-no-keyboard-present-press-f1-to-continue.php John Says: September 24th, 2008 at 4:19 pm The TRS-80 Model III Level 1 computer had a "friendly" version of BASIC that reported only three possible errors - "What?", "How?" and
As for terse messages, I must say the standard UNIX editor, ed, must take that prize. 0211 Keyboard Error cristiantm Says: September 24th, 2008 at 3:00 pm Nice list. One thing of note, a couple weeks ago I had a similar error during boot up: Keyboard Failure, Drive 0 not found: Serial ATA, SATA-0 Press F1 to continue or something
yet… ashes drift, the embers cease to glow, and darkened life in frozen death is drowned; and ashes on the swell are seen no more. Page 1 of 2 1 2 > Thread Tools Search this Thread 12-12-2007, 11:43 AM #1 SamTech Registered Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2 OS: Windows XP Your rankings probably differ from mine, which is why this story ends with a poll on the last page. Laptop Keyboard Failure Bob JOnes Says: September 24th, 2008 at 1:25 pm I once got a linux error that read "This process is taking longer than expected.
See, this customer was mad because his missile defense system design work had been interrupted by an error message that said: "Beam me up Scotty, she's sucking mud!" Todd Says: September There is no repair needed, just a setting to be made.Thanks in advance. I thought I'd destroyed the machine and hid under my bed. http://cdbug.org/keyboard-error/keyboard-error-or-no-keyboard-present-server.php juggler314 Says: September 24th, 2008 at 11:27 am That's not times square in the photo credited to Chad Dickerson.
The Dell tech guy said the memory was corrupted or looped and this procedure cleared it out. FoxingDemon Says: September 24th, 2008 at 11:48 am One of my favourites which I encountered in Win98 is "Cannnot delete file, not enough free space." Jay Mumper Says: September 24th, 2008 I am unable to complete my task I tried to do what you have asked But it will not come to pass Asked again, the same result I will not make What should I do?
Other benefits of registering an account are subscribing to topics and forums, creating a blog, and having no ads shown anywhere on the site. Finally, several people have already mentioned the blinking keyboard LEDs for Linux kernel panics. Trey Patrick 897.584 προβολές 9:34 Help! cg Says: September 24th, 2008 at 12:27 pm I put a warning message into the Myrias parallel C compiler, if you attempted "goto hell;": *** cannot goto hell, C already is
Krreagan Says: September 24th, 2008 at 11:47 am "ERROR! This is a discussion on Keyboard Failure on boot. Something similar happens if you type: 10 dim a%(1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1) There was something screwy about the system that caused code that had very specific faults (it has to be a 14-dimensional DIM, Matt Says: September 24th, 2008 at 1:36 pm I think this one is pretty good: http://www.mrfisch.com/404.html John Howell Says: September 24th, 2008 at 1:37 pm The error messages I hate the
Sarah F. Have tried the remedies listed but without any luck.The trouble started (???) when an old window's update was accidently deleted. 1. m 0 l Can't find your answer ? mhmm i have that problem as well now..